one of the glorious things about this day and age is internet access. okay, and maybe SMS. imagine, being stuck in solitary confinement, one finds solace in finding a free wifi signal or a sun signal. the social animal may appear quiet on the outside, but on the inside very involved with other people's lives via facebook and other social networks. i am that social animal.
i get an endorphin rush every time my facebook page lights up with those red notifications, an indirect way of me finding out and (pathetically) affirming that i am indeed popular. popular enough to get "comments" or "likes" from other people. i refresh my FB home page again and again, waiting for those little blue boxes to float in on the lower left hand corner of my profile page. i refresh the home page again and again, wanting to find out who did who by the second, not missing the latest bit of news. all in the comfort of a coffee shop, the dungeon or my room. i guess this is reflected by the weird, lost smile on my face (similar in fact to the smile of people who are high on drugs) which i don't realize i have.
this feeling was magnified when i started my blog. imagine my two closest blog friends say "more! more!" in less than a week after the genesis of my beloved page "suck it up!"
imagine my feeling of sadness when i checked a colleague's blog. i feverishly scrolled down only to find two very devastating words punctuating each of the entries.
zero comments.
zero comments.
zero comments.
zero comments.
zero comments.
zero comments.
oh well, you get the picture.
and i tell you, for all the rantings in my life that i have, i would not want to be in his shoes.
friends, this is your cue. comment away!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Two words as well:
ReplyDeleteKawawa naman.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
haiku:
ReplyDeletezero comments. sad.
is that a life worth having?
i'm so judgemental.
o.m...g. da who iterrr? sad. zero commenths sucketh...major major. i'm loving all your new entries! :) welcome to the matrix! AHAHAHAHA. i can't wait till HTGOF discovers this. ahahahaha. magcocomment sya ng bonggang bongga.
ReplyDeleteobviously si zero comments ay thi....
ReplyDeletejust heard that girl na hinouse arrest sa burma got released. and my first question was... may wifi ba dun sa house kung san siya nakakulong?
ReplyDeletei can so relate to your social animal-ness!!!
the who is zero comments? sige na tell me!!! kasi... i really want to comment ahahahaha. kahit once. i follow a lot of blogs na may zero comments actually tapos like minsan i want to comment but since walang comment ever... nakakajahe ahihi.
ayan minessage ko na si eliza about thero thommenths. kelan ka uwi kat? nasa balkans ka raw?
ReplyDeleteeh si thero thomenths naman ay wala talagang space for comments ahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteSIU, i think ano. lagay ka ng gadget with the comments bar sa side (at nakielam?! ahahaha) to make our stalking easier. like iniisa isa ko tuloy ang pagclick sa comments for each entry! oi flattered sinusubaybayan ang site!
sir will, next weekend na excited na ko!!! notice the deep tagalog lately. ala e ang dami palang batangueno dito sa italia. punta ka lang sa kanto at meron ja-an.
hay friends. i miss you. i am sad. alone. with no frickin sun signal and no frickin load dahil out of stock...and just check sir will's blog for my sad haiku...and for more...and ultimate sadness...when i opened fb...you were all offline. whine.whine.whine.whiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. hope to see you soon. :)
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. (2x ang AHAHAHAHAHAH dahil walang AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA si BOTD dahil sya ay SAD). ala e, balita ko walang pangit sa italia. i hereby declare suckitupeth as our new WALL!
ReplyDeleteang saya saya ditooo!!! parang may freedom of speech! (yes i know i still have to be careful but stiiiil!!!)
ReplyDeleteasan na ang comments gadget?! ala e sir will ang tatanda na nila dito ay wala masyadong bata e!
ang saya saya ng blog na to nakakahigh!!! wala bang bago??? yoohoo! SIU!
the daw, don't be so glum chum! tomorrow will be a better day... but i'm sure SIU has something more wisdomy to say!
in the meantime, hindi nagpaparamdam ang smoketh. nagtuturo sya ng tpn sa lur area right now.
ReplyDeletehahahaha. yeah! i really need wisdom right now! at dahil dyan maghahaiku ako ulit.
ReplyDeletematatapos na
uli,ang araw na 'to.
boo.boo.boo.boo.boo.
AHAHAHAHAHA. hay HTGOF did you figure out na who stole your payong sa italia? AHAHA. isipin mo nalang buti yun nalang kinuha at hindi...passport! AHAHAHAHAHA.
for more flight of ideas...masarap ba talaga yung double down ng kfc na BONGGANG BONGGA sa cholesterol? AHAHAHAHAHA.
let's eat that sa next ft. ang healthy ng food dito naiinis na ko. i want that double down. with rice. and fries. and lots of free ketchup (dahil pati ba naman yon sinisingil dito wtf). and spaghetti na din. as in filipino style. yung may hotdog. asan na si SIU!
ReplyDeletei love you all! so much love to go around!
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