Wednesday, November 17, 2010

two categories of ranting receivers

ranting is such a part of daily life.  other people view it as a chore.  or something nega.  or sinful even.

pardon me readers, but this is one person who views ranting as completely delicious.  and free!  one can indulge in continuous ranting day after day and be envigorated by it.  especially when rants on top of rants are present in a conversation that there is a confusion regarding what rant is the topic sentence anyway.  then you have a delicious, delectable web of rants to die for...and to get chismis from, as a secondary objective.

however, i have learned in this during the recent year.  in order for ranting to be incredibly delicious, heartwarming and cathartic, one most rant to the proper person.  as i so simply categorize rant receivers, i find that i must be in the company of number 1 and NOT number 2.

1.  PRR:  posi rant receivers.  these are the people whom you'd want to rant with the best.  in my case, this can be chorvs, my high comic index facetime friends at geej, competitiors who lost at canteen, or my pal ler friends at apl.  these are the people who listen deliciously at the barrage of words lost in translation in the pure high-ness of the rant, who utter exactly the right words when you want to, and who just laugh in the proper pauses thereby resulting in the release of all the negatively pent up energy and provides you with the positive energy that you need to go through the entire day.  they season your ranting with such wit that they are worthy of being chronicled on blogspot walls.  they are the ones who rant back and cause you to laugh at their misfortunes which put your misfortunes into perspective.  and they don't take offense.  and you laugh your heart out causing more rush of endorphins and then cycles on to more ranting.  ah, the beautiful ranting cycle.

2.  NRR: nega rant receivers.  these are the emotional vampires who make gatong and make you feel worse / more guilty / or lower than fungus than when you started.  you start to deliciously rant away and they give you bad looks.  or they say "ah wala yan, ako...rant rant rant" thereby stealing the precious spotlight away from you.  you are then forced to keep your ranting within you and top it off with more ranting regarding these NRRs in the planet.   hence, ranting cycle broken.  sad.

therefore.  advice:  always rant to PRR.  because your rantings, which was just like say, delicious leche flan at the start, will transmogrify into say...a spirals buffet.  which will make you want to rant more.  and better yet, it's free!

rant away on my comment wall!

5 comments:

  1. RANTRANTRANT! it's the beeeeeeeeeeeeest! panalo ang spirals buffet level! AHAHAHAHA. at dahil sa comment kong yan...sigurado akong nasa PRR ako. AHAHAHAHAHA. hahahahaha.

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  2. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT! i am so TEMPTED to call the attention of the ultimate NRR na nahulaan ko in one guess AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAH

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  3. da who si NRR itatago ba natin sya sa pangalang Sue Slyvester? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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  4. ok na-op ako the who is sue sylvester? hey i found a new therapuetic thing SIU. like let's say you want to rant but none of your PRR's are around... where will you throw all that energy without breaking something?

    and the answer is... (and i learned it from BOTD... who probably got the idea from SAFM)

    write a haiku about it! the act of squishing the problem into 5-7-5 works! try it! for more!

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  5. hahaha. syempre kelangan i share ang mga wisdom para umikoth! AHAHAHA. kilala mo mother si sue! nagsusuot sya ng barong. hehehehehe. oooh. at may recent comments na bigla na gadget! congrats SIU! :) hahahahaha.

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